Take care of you knicks and your ass.
ASS MAGIC Chamois Cream is a premium product used by the finest athletes in the land. The lanolin based cream is made with a secret blend of essential oils, each included in the recipe for a specific reason. The cream thus poses: anti-septic, anti-bacterial and anti-fungal properties. Apply a generous serving of ASS MAGIC to your nether regions and enjoy the ride of your life, every day.
Due to the high lanolin content, the cream has fantastic anti-chafe properties and thus is not only great for cyclists to be used as a chamois cream but also for runners, surfers, horse riders, motor bikers, triathletes, hikers and any sportsman or woman who may require an anti-friction cream
The STëLF #ridehardhavefun Musette Bag can be used to carry rice cakes, mini cans of Coke ... or in extreme cases be placed over the cyclists head in an attempt to prevent spectators from being covered in excessive dribble as they attack a HC climb! In this instance we strongly recommend that you instruct your soigneur to cut eye holes out for vision. There's nothing more embarrassing than crashing your pushie with a musette bag over your head.
One size fits all... unless you're Jubba the Hutt! Made from 100% cotton.
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The name “Autumn” is thought to be attributed to women who are passionate, intuitive, romantic, and have magnetic personalities. They are usually humanitarian, broadminded and generous, and tend to follow professions where they can serve humanity. They are romantic and easily fall in love, but may be easily hurt and are sometimes quick-tempered. They are fiery at heart and need no motivation.
Stelf wanted their first every ladies kit to tick all these boxes listed above. The result is the Autumn Sky kit.
This kit was a collaboration with artist Amber Carbury, inspired by her original painting, "Autumn".
Model, Samara wears a X-Small kit. She measures: 165cm tall, 70cm waist, 82cm chest, 80cm hip & weights 55kg. Samara enjoys her kit "race cut”.
STëLF recommends using ASS MAGIC chamios cream ... care for your chamios and your ass #LoveYourBum
Oi, Aunt Brenda! That hand sketch you drew looks awesome. It would look sick as a kit”.True story! She's an absolute hoot and a family favourite ... why not bring some for her fancy fine hand sketches to life. Onya, Aunt Brenda!
Monochrome design at its best ... it never dates or looks out of place.
Seriously though ... if I saw a Cockatoo with a pink mohawk I'd loose my mind. Cockies are like the juvenile punk rockers of the bird world. They hang out in large groups, make a shit load of noise and get judged by the elderly. And like every decent law abiding punk rocker out there, each Cocky on the kit is unique ... take a closer look.
Get a little crazy. This summer flip everyone the bird and don't give a f@ck!
Jayden wears a Medium kit. He measures:185cm tall, 84cm waist, 95cm chest & weights 77kg. Jayden enjoys his kit "pro cut"... he also enjoys riding his pushie and dancing at the disco with friends.
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